Title: Man’s Balls Immediately Hurt When Talking About Vasectomy! Owner: Wade Bachelder Value: $10.00 URL: Visit URL
It’s been over 14 years, but Fred’s balls still hurt when someone brings up the dreaded word of all words.
The one word where an incision, a pull, a snip, tie and burn wraps up the entire definition of the word.
The word that can only be spoken in private. Or about privates, Vasectomy is the word.
Fred winched in pain again when I quietly said the word. Then I said it loudly just to watch him squirm.
I have a feeling this article will make many men hunch over in pain when they remember the weird feeling, the nut pain with the bruised balls, the funny walk and the fun of whacking off a sore stub to release the remaining swimmers.
What hurts even more is when the procedure doesn’t work. The first though is, who did she fuck?
Uh Oh, Guess what? Your Vasectomy didn’t work. Or maybe she really did fuck your friend.
Platty's Editor Note: The first doctor to preform a Vasectomy got the ball rolling.