Title: Black Friday Sale!
Owner: Wade Bachelder
Value: $10.00
URL: Visit URL

All items in the PlattyPress.com shop are 17% off the normal price.

We are barely making a profit at 30 cents to 90 cents depending on the item.

The rest of the cost is CafePress.com's base price per item.

Send your Trump supporter friend an Oh Face mug or mouse pad to brighten up their day.

The products are good quality and will last a long time.

Shop Now!

Platty's Editor Note: Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Diarrhea Tuesday. This sale will expire on January 1st, 2021.

History

Blockchain Date: 02/25/2022
Owner: Wade Bachelder

Blockchain

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DEATH RACE 4: Taylor Delivers Another Victory! DEATH RACE 5: There Is No Stopping Taylor! DEATH RACE 6: How Kelley Got Her Groove Back! DEATH RACE 7: Hank's Not Giving Up The Trophy! Season 4: CT vs FF! DEATH RACE 8: Casey Coupe Brings Home the Victory! DEATH RACE 9: Woody Wagon Claims His First Victory! DEATH RACE 10: Hank Is Still The Champ! DEATH RACE RO1: Hank Continues His Win Streak! DEATH RACE RO2: Woody Wins A Hard One! DEATH RACE RO3: Leslie Steps Up For The Win! DEATH RACE RO4: Leslie Wins RaceOff 4 and the Championship! CT vs FF: Letty Wins Preview Race #1 CT vs FF: Dom Wins Preview Race #2 CT vs FF: Cary Wins Preview Race #3 CT vs FF: Dom Wins The First Race And Sets The Tone! CT vs FF: Brian Finally Beats Dom! CT vs FF: Leslie Steps Up For CT and Wins Race 3! CT vs FF: Taylor Survives To Win Race 4 For CT! CT vs FF: Letty And FF Decimate CT! CT vs FF: Dom Continues His Dominance! CT vs FF: Brian’s Win Keep FF On Top! Season 5: CT vs FF Multiverse! CT vs FF: Roman’s First Win Keep FF Rolling! CT vs FF: Wendy Wins For Team CT! CT vs FF: Dom's Continued Dominance Rolls Into The RaceOffs! CT vs FF: Roman Takes The First RaceOff Victory! CT vs FF: Dom Wins The Second RaceOff To Take The Lead! CT vs FF: Roman Wins The Third RaceOff! CT vs FF: Letty Wins The Final RaceOff! CT vs FF: Wendy Wagon Is The Season 4 Champion! CT vs FF MV: Brian's 74 Escort Wins Preview Race 1 CT vs FF MV: Lettys 08 Viper Wins Preview Race 2 CT vs FF MV: Brian’s 02 Skyline Wins Season 5 Race 1! CT vs FF MV: Brian’s 02 Skyline Wins 2 In A Row! CT vs FF MV: Dom's 70 Charger Got Their Groove Back! CT vs FF MV: Wendy Survives For Her First Victory! CT vs FF MV: Dom’s 70 Charger Wins Again! CT vs FF MV: Dom’s 70 Charger Wins 2 In A Row! CT vs FF MV: Wendy Wins Again For CT! CT vs FF MV: Letty's 08 Viper Claims Her First Victory! CT vs FF MV: Hank Hotrod Claims A Victory! CT vs FF MV: Nando Takes Race 10! CT vs FF MV: Brian's 74 Escort Wins Race 11 CT vs FF MV: Brian's 02 Skyline Wins Again! CT vs FF MV: Brian's 74 Escort Wins 2 Out Of 3! CT vs FF MV: Letty's 66 Corvette Wins The Season Finale! CT vs FF MV: Brian’s 02 Skyline Steals The First RaceOff! CT vs FF MV: Letty’s 08 Viper Take RaceOff 2! CT vs FF MV: Letty's 66 Corvette Wins RaceOff 3! CT vs FF MV: Brian's 02 Skyline Takes Another RaceOff Win! CT vs FF MV: Letty’s 66 Corvette Wins The Final RaceOff! CT vs FF MV: Wendy Wagon Repeats, Wins Back To Back Championships! CT Season 6: Open Attack CT: Open Attack – The 51 Mercury Win the First Race of Season 6! CT: Open Attack – Brian’s 94 Supra Take A Beating And The Win! CT: Open Attack – Artemis Pokes Her Head in As Letty’s 66 Vette Wins! CT: Open Attack – Brian’s 94 Supra Wins Again! CT: Open Attack – Wendy Wagon Collects Her First Win! CT: Open Attack – Kelley Kompact Makes It Two in A Row For CT! CT: Open Attack – 51 Mercury Survives For 2nd Victory! 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