Jesse Tyler Franklin Smith has a long ass name.

He loves it when people call him by his full name.

He also loves to have unprotected sex with prostitutes.

It costs a bit more, but to Jesse, it is worth it.

He has no cares in the world as he has been where millions of other men have been before.

The only thing Jesse is worried about now is catching Covid-19.

Just to be crystal clear, he’s not worried about getting it from a prostitute.

The prostitutes I interviewed all said they put sanitizer on their hands, mouth, vagina and bunghole.

There is no way they will be held responsible for spreading Covid-19.

They have no problem with spreading Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, or the Crabs.

Jesse feels safer with prostitutes than anyone else.

Platty’s Editor Note: I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea. I was dishonorably discharged!