Title: Teenager Dreams of Becoming Xylophonist in Metal Band! Owner: Wade Bachelder Value: $10.00 URL: Visit URL
This man loves his wood.
He loves his wood so much that he can be seen beating on it several times a day.
He loves the sounds when he smacks his wood with other pieces of wood.
There is a silly magical feeling when it all comes together.
He is a Xylophonist and he dreams of being in a metal band.
His friend plays the Glockenspiel and they are forming a band with his cousin who plays the Marimba.
This band will sound like utter shit.
They have ads around town looking for a drummer, bassist and guitar players to round out the band but have no interest from anyone so far.
Platty's Editor Note: How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up and make it into a xylophone. Everyone meet Oopsai Scharted! Xylophone? Marimba? Who gives a shit! We all know its a Marimba...except Oopsai.