Sunday morning brunch with Mimosas and friends started off great for Melanie.

It soured when she noticed a fly in her drink.

Her stomach started to turn, and she felt nauseated.

Her parasitic worms reciprocated that feeling.

There was the tapeworm that she has for 6 years when she drank that questionable water.

This little sucker decided to dig in deeper into her intestinal wall.

He has grown to be 18 feet long.

Shorty, the hookworm, that she picked up 8 years ago when she was barefoot and trampled through shitty soil, curled his hook in with extra panache.

This little bastard flailed around like a child having a tantrum.

Her trichinosis worm in her intestines whom she digested a few years ago from eating undercooked meat just released a whole bunch of larvae in her intestines.

Maybe it was the worms that made her feel sickened?

Platty’s Editor Note: I think this article just opened a few cans of worms.