President Trump today said he won’t need the SCROTUM as he will win in a land slide against Joe Biden.

He said he would use the power of his SCROTUM if he losses as it would be a rigged election.

This is the only way he could lose.

If you are an educated person then you would know Trump should be referring to SCOTUS which stands for Supreme Court of the United States.

A recently fired White House Aide made the claim Trump finds it amusing to refer to the Supreme Court as his SCROTUM.

It makes total sense to me as everything in his life rotates around his small Velveeta cheese dripping phallic.

Please register to vote and make sure your vote counts so we can stop his SCROTUM from fucking us and jizzing all over our country for another 4 years.

Platty's Editor Note: You go girl! Make sure you vote! Be heard!