Pepto Bismol introduced a new product that will revolutionize the way we treat diarrhea.

The explosive new product treats you right where it where you need it most.

You don’t have to wait an hour or more for the product to finally seal up your asshole.

It will happen right away with the new Pepto Diarrhea Liquid Enema.

Lube up the tip and jam the relief right up your pucker.

The Cherry flavored kisses will travel way up into your unknown where it will meet the diarrhea head on and form a pink wall of protection.

This protection will give you some time to prepare for the mountain of pink shit about to erupt from your asshole.

Fear not my fellow ass juice sufferer. This product is safe for any system.

It will leave you lubed up and will help soothe the burn and will also clean your toilet system of any clogs and will fix leaky seals.

Free yourself from the pain by picking up some Pepto Diarrhea Liquid Enema today!

Platty’s Editor Note: This product is not to be confused with “No Shit Sherlock” or “Gone-o-rrhea” as those products are a clear number 2.