Title: Woman, Wants You to See Her Candy Pouch! Owner: Wade Bachelder Value: $10.00 URL: Visit URL
One PayDay, Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit O'Honey so he took his Ms. Hershey down to the Powerhouse of 5th Avenue and Clark where he began to feel her Mounds.
That was an Almond Joy which definitely made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as he slipped his ButterFinger up her Kit Kat which caused a Milky Way.
She screamed Oh Henry! as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zag Nuts and said, “You’re better than the 3 Musketeers!”
No! I am all set and do not want to see your candy pouch! Yelled the boys but it was too late.
Olga Chappie Smith was wandering around a popular event over the weekend asking little boys if they want to see her candy pouch. The boys were horrified when they heard a loud Krackel when she pulled up her Moo-Moo dress to reveal her Baby Ruth pouch. That was no baby. It was a bit Chunky and full of Gobstoppers with some Fun Dip sprinkled in. However, there was no fun to be found here. Only nightmares!
Olga was taken back to her retirement community by local police where she wandered off from earlier in the day. She will be fine but the boys have some Heath issues that need to be resolved.
That’s going to cost about 100 Grand for therapy for these young boys.
Platty's Editor Note: Bar None, this article is a Cup-O-Gold! Mike is an Old Faithful!