Today President Trump has announced that he will grant his supporters full immunity from Covid-19.

These supporters will be safe from the effects of the coronavirus where they can frolic around and yell hate speech without having to deal with social distancing, face masks, or catching any diseases.

“Today, we have flattened the curve by granting you, my beautiful supporters, full immunity from Covid-19. Please show up to my rallies and don’t wear a mask as you won’t need it!” – President Trump.

I’ll take the back seat on this one and will be a complete observer and will enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance!

It will be easier to vote him out in November as there will be less supporters due to their demise.

Platty’s Editor Note: Wow, Ben! We don’t wish anyone harm but stupid is as stupid does!