Harry Goodman, yes, Harry Goodman is losing his hairy hair.

He was hairy but for the past several years Harry is less hairy.

His forehead now looks like a patchy patch of short pubic pubes.

It’s time to shave the landing patch and embrace the bald Harry.

Stop fooling yourself and save your money by not spending it on products that promote hair growth.

Shave that pube patch. It’s the only cure.

Platty's Editor Note: Kale and pubes have a lot in common. You just push them aside and keep eating.