“That guitar solo literally blew my head off.” Potatohead said.

I could plainly tell that his head wasn’t blown off but that Potatohead meant figuratively speaking.

Recent studies have shown that crazy people tend to use literal speak instead of figurative language.

“I literally shit myself after that happened.” Mentioned Potatohead.

I knew he really didn’t shit himself but understand the insanity going on in his head.

Potatohead has real problems that are difficult for him to truly recognize.

“I was literally on fire!” Potatohead continued.

I literally slapped him across the face when he said his next figuratively literal sentence.

Potatohead is literally a crazy person.

Platty’s Editor Note: My roommate thinks I'm crazy! Jokes on him as I don't have a roommate.