The Archives: We have many articles that weren’t published that we have tweaked and have called ‘The Archives’ from many of our favorite dead authors! - Platty

Goddamn Millennials and their hashtag mentalities.

It’s not a Hashtag but a Pound Sign. Some people call it the Number Sign.

Oh, but the British are bitching that the pound sign is their currency and its confusing people.

So sorry you British losers. You lose again. The pound sign is not your currency, it’s the true pound. #.#.#.

Pound this down your throat.

Put the hash in your pipe and smoke it.

We are taking the Pound Sign back.

Pound Sign the shit out of this article. #PoundSign

Platty Editor's Note: I'm looking forward to more archival stories from Charles! #PoundSign this!