Another obscure milestone has been reached at PlattyPress.com.

We have survived our first 500 days and have been in jail a few times with Facebook and now most recently Pinterest. Both platforms continue to give away my personal content without an issue.

We have found Covid to be a super sensitive subject on certain platforms and they are over correcting due to many past mistakes with harmful shared content.

PlattyPress.com is complete bullshit and satire and is completely harmless other than allowing you to spend a little too much time on the toilet reading our shitty content.

Our articles spray through you quicker than Taco Bell or Shitpotle.

We will continue to pump out average material with our other remaining journalists Anna Phalaxis, Benjamin Dover, Dawn Keybawls, Moe Lester, Ms. Ann Formation, Mike Litorus and Oopsai Scharted.

Our standards are not that high at PlattyPress.com and we always miss that mark.

Here’s to another random article number or day!

Platty's Editor Note: Great job to my great authors. My balls are still intact and ready to pump out another 500 days of articles.