Christian Jacobs heard from his friends that something crazy will be going downtown tonight.

He is always down for some fun with friends.

He has participated in a few flash mobs where a bunch of people randomly show up and dance in mall or some Chit.

His friends mentioned that a few flash bangs have gone off downtown.

It has been many months since Christian has been laid so his mind and his dick were thinking something different.

He thought he could try something new in his life and a flash bang orgy might be worth it.

Christian was wrong when the first flash bang went off in front of him.

He had his world rocked but not in the way he was hoping.

Platty's Editor Note: This guy is not Barry Allen!