The 80’s were one hell of a decade.

The CIA was doing their part by pumping Cocaine in the US during the Contra War in Nicaragua.

There was Crockett and Tubbs and everyone dressing like these fine gents from the Vice squad of Miami.

There was a lot of big hair and bad clothing, but no one cared about that when the original Instagram service began.

There were no photos of stupid shit to show your friends as that tech was not available during this glorious decade.

We picked up the phone and called for an Instagram delivery.

It snowed all year round.

Eric Clapton sang it true.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,

Cocaine!

Platty's Editor Note: Chuck Norris once snorted a kilo of cocaine; it had no effect.