Fredrick Peron is tired of a company name that depicts an ethnic slur toward them and continued oppression upon his proud white people.

“Cracker Barrel? Come on, cracker? A barrel of crackers?” He spews.

“I don’t want to hear about saltines or soda crackers which is also slang terminology.” His angry rant continued.

“It’s right there in their logo, there is some old white dude next to a barrel. Hence the name, Cracker Barrel. It couldn’t be more obvious!” Fredrick said with great enthusiasm.

"Only white people cross their legs like that! Come On! It's simple, call it Caucasian Barrel." His angry rant finally finished.

I suggested we drive over to Cracker Barrel for him to try it before passing judgement.

He walked out of the interview when I said their Cracker Barrel Sampler is superb!

Platty's Editors Note: What Do You Call A Redneck Bursting Into Flames? A firecracker. Don't tell Fred! He would call it a firecaucasian.