Bret Johnson is going through a divorce with his wife Brittany.

He finally has had enough when he discovered other men were putting in large bids to fix her wet massive crack.

He has tried several times to fill her crack, but her massive crack eventually will be filled by someone else.

Bret came to realize that he won’t be able to fill her massive crack on his own until he bought some Flex Paste.

He has seen the commercials and if they can make a rubber boat using Flex Paste then it should work on his wife’s deep crack.

Bret used the entire container of Flex Paste and it was just enough to fill in her crack.

Bret has been arrested and has posted bail and is in the process of finding a lawyer.

Platty’s Editor Note: Wow Moe! I thought you were referring to an actual crack! Wait, you are going through a divorce and need a lawyer too?