We were able to get our hands on a leaked document that outlined the President’s plan for Covid and sparking the economy’s growth.

The plans were written in crayon, so we know we have the correct document.

The plans were officially dated in March of 2020 before Covid-19 took off.

Step 1: Allow Covid to ravage old Democrats and allow them to die. Republicans are immune.

Step 2: Democrat’s stupid heirs will spend all their dead relatives’ money on hookers and cocaine which will stimulate the economy.

Step 3: Watch with amusement when minorities and less fortunate die as it will free up social resources.

Step 4: Pretend to get sick so we can claim a miracle cure and make bank on the ‘cure’. Trump Pharm Co. makes millions.

Step 5: Covid is over and I win the election due to many Democrat’s demise.

Step 6: I am our glorious President and I deserve another 4 to 8 years.

Step 7: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

The eloquent words written by the president used a different color of crayon for each step. Step 6 was written in gold.

The only step that went according to the plan was that many people have dead and will continue to die.

Platty's Editor Note: Please get out and vote!