Henry ‘Fatty’ Ballshaft and Johnson ‘Big’ Ball have been friends since the 6^th grade.

They continue to use their childhood nicknames to this day even in their professional life.

Fatty and Big have been going balls deep into the vagina of law since 2007.

Their names are childish, and they talk like gutter rats, but they are dead serious when it comes to your legal issues.

Big and Fatty have been tag-teaming since they were younger and will continue to tag-team your case until everyone is fully satisfied.

Give Fatty and Big a call today. You will be glad you did.

1-800-BIG-BALL

Platty’s Editor Note: Mike Litorus continues to bounce the big articles off the chin with ease!