Mr. Goldstein was a decorated therapist.

Becoming a therapist is something he has always wanted to do since he was a young child.

He would psychoanalyze his stuffed animals and prescribe them medications based on his results.

Mr. Tiger was often prescribed a mood stabilizer and Ms. Bear a medication for her anxiety.

Mr. Trouser Snake had an ED issue and would often be prescribed a hardening medication.

His world crumbled to the earth when neighborhood kids started naming him ‘The Rapist.’

Every time one of their belongings ended up in his yard, he wouldn’t give them back to the kids.

These kids would make videos of the old man and upload them to TikTok and his name eventually evolved into ‘The Old Man, The Rapist.’

These same kids would blow up his Yelp reviews, Facebook and other social media platforms with horrible reviews.

Mr. Goldstein closed his business and has since moved away.

Platty's Editor Note: I joined a loneliness therapy group and no one showed up.