It has been 4 years to this day that Henry Clarkson last cried.

He broke his finger last year and it didn’t bring a single tear.

He found out his wife was cheating on him three years ago which was immediately followed with a divorce.

Not one tear streaked down his face.

His parents were killed in a car wreck 6 months ago and he was able to hold himself together for his family.

The dam of tears broke today when Henry had a shit so thick, he got fucked out the ass.

The same event happened 4 years ago.

He was hit with the same feeling of unease and pain which brought on the strong sweaty emotions that would make any man weep like a small child.

Hold your head up high Henry, you’ll make it through this.

You will walk again.

Platty’s Editor Note: Number 2 is no joke. Especially if it tears a new 1.