Title: Sports Analyst: Let’s See That Gruesome Injury in Super Slow Motion! Owner: Wade Bachelder Value: $10.00 URL: Visit URL
Why do we need to see sports injuries in slow motion?
I saw it the first time and almost threw up everywhere.
Do I want to see it in slow motion and then again from a different angle?
Oh, Hell No!
I enjoy watching sports but as soon as this shit is displayed on the screen, I change the channel.
The odds of someone sustaining an injury during a high-performance physical activity is something that can and will happen, but I don’t need to see their knee or ankle explode in slow motion.
I would rather listen to the lame play by play announcer reminisce about tending his mother’s flower garden when he was a child than to continually see this dude in the picture snap his leg at every angle.
Please stop the gore porn!
Platty's Editor Note: He is all by himself and feeling bonely. He looks bone tired. This is very humerus.