Why do we need to see sports injuries in slow motion?

I saw it the first time and almost threw up everywhere.

Do I want to see it in slow motion and then again from a different angle?

Oh, Hell No!

I enjoy watching sports but as soon as this shit is displayed on the screen, I change the channel.

The odds of someone sustaining an injury during a high-performance physical activity is something that can and will happen, but I don’t need to see their knee or ankle explode in slow motion.

I would rather listen to the lame play by play announcer reminisce about tending his mother’s flower garden when he was a child than to continually see this dude in the picture snap his leg at every angle.

Please stop the gore porn!

Platty's Editor Note: He is all by himself and feeling bonely. He looks bone tired. This is very humerus.