Home Depot parking lots across the country have been empty and old white men have had to do their projects with their own pussy-ass grandchildren.

This has left many old men across the country very angry.

To help with this shortage and white privilege, President Biden has deployed southern detainees to fill The Home Depot’s parking lots.

My grandson was extremely excited when he heard the news.

Projects with him were as fun as someone jamming nails into my eyes for 6 hours.

He is free to do what he wants, and I am no longer wanting to kill him.

I’m off to The Home Depot to finish up some of my lingering projects.

Platty's Editor Note: Damn, I have a few projects to finish up too.