Today President Trump announced that the US government will pay reparations for Slavery and other acts considered heinous and unjust after the police brutality in Minnesota.
Everyone can expect their money to be deposited or mailed within the coming weeks.
Trump mentioned the size of the check will depend on the darkness of your pigment melanin.
You can claim your check quicker if you have filed your taxes or you can access your account and file for reparations at http://www.irs.gov
You will get you money even sooner if you check the box “I believe MAGA loves the black people.”
Get your reparations today!
Platty’s Editor Note: We all know this article is bullshit. I would love it to be true minus the pigment color and the MAGA loves the black people part. We at PlattyPress.com stand with BlackLivesMatter. We stand for equality and are committed to being a part of the solution!