It’s time to get down tonight and I must go over my pre-fuck checklist to make sure I have it all lined up and ready to go.

Scented candles: Check!

Lotions, Lubes, or massage oil: Check!

Romantic music or movie: Check!

Clean up towels: Check!

Fan or sound machine: Check!

Feathers and ticklers: Check!

Ceiling swing: Check!

Toys, vibrators, plugs and cock rings: Check!

Butt towels and fart spray: Check!

Shoehorn: Check!

Shaver, ice pick and gasoline: Check!

Jackhammer: Check!

Video equipment for live stream: Check!

Chips, dips, chains, and whips: Check!

I’m ready for a great night alone.

Platty's Editor Note: You sure know how to party Ben!