Willie Thomas is an older dude, like me, and we both like to rock a handkerchief.

The only difference is that I wouldn’t make a mask out of it.

You take it out, blow some snot and tuck it away.

You don’t use it as a face mask.

Willie Thomas is an older dude, like me, but he doesn’t give a goddamn and neither do I, but I am not wearing a snot rag mask.

Willie was recently shopping at a local hardware store and decided against buying a 3-pack of masks and would rather continue using his nasty snotty rags to cover his mouth.

He did recently say he doesn’t mind at all and really likes the taste.

Platty’s Editor Note: How does a guy buy face masks if he can’t enter the store without a face mask?