PlattyPress.com has made it to its second year.

We will continue to pump out sub average material with our remaining journalists Mike Litorus, Anna Phalaxis, Benjamin Dover, Dawn Keybawls, Moe Lester, Oopsai Scharted and Chit Ferbrauns.

It has been two years of astronomical highs and super deep lows. Well, mostly lows but it has been fun.

Our standards are continuing to be mediocre at best at PlattyPress.com and we always come close to that mark.

Here’s to another year of losing money!

Thank you, the tens of readers for your support!

Platty's Editor Note: Hell Yeah! 2 years! Can we make it to 3? Stay Tuned and keep reading our articles on the shitter!