You can see it on his face.

4 seconds into the 13 seconds of the Send Her Back chant, the president nutted in his pants. It took about another 9 seconds for him to compose himself.

A respectable man would have silenced the crowd 2-3 seconds after the chant began and would have held his composure and would save his nut for the first lady.

Our President on the other hand figured why quiet the crowd while he was losing his nut now?

"How many times in someones life does it happen where I can nut to a cheering crowd?" the President said.

Now the President is regarding these people who chanted about a Somali-born congresswoman as incredible patriots.

“They are patriots as they helped me and my erectile disfunction by cheering me on when I lost my nut in record time.”

“Why would I stop them?” the President continued.

There you have it folks, a premature stain on the bed sheets of America.

Platty's Editor Note: We should send back the Canadian Ted Cruz.