In the battle against time zones Mountain Time is the one zone in America that no one gives a fuck about.

The battle between Pacific Time and Eastern Time is a close battle for first but Eastern Time takes the cake with 47% of the population living in the Eastern Time zone.

Pacific Time, with only a few states, is second but only falls behind Central Time with a 17% vs 29% population, but Central Time doesn’t have much of a connection to an ocean.

Yes, there are a few states with a connection to the ocean in the south and some with salt lakes in the north but still falls short.

Central Time is the Perineum to the East Coast.

While the Pacific Time and Central Time argue about who is the taint or #2, the fact remains that no one gives a fuck about Mountain Time.

Arizona doesn’t count because it doesn’t want anything to do with Mountain Time, so the only state worth a fuck is New Mexico.

Let’s face it, no one really cares about New Mexico either.

Mountain Time, the toilet paper for the other time zones.

Platty’s Editor Note: The mountains can be beautiful and shouldn’t be taken for granite.