Randal Jenkins is a man of many accomplishments and accolades.

He has never attended his high school or college graduations.

There have been many parties to celebrate his accolades, but he did not attend.

He also missed many birthday celebrations.

It wasn’t his fault as there were many reasons why he missed these occasions.

I’ll have to tell you about them sometime.

Platty's Editor Note: You'll just to have to wait!