Johnson & Johnson’s new vaccine has a huge side effect for some men’s Johnson.

Their Johnson’s grew to astronomical sizes.

Sergei could never be happier with the results as he is now vaccinated accompanied with a huge Johnson.

His wife has expressed extreme displeasure as she walked away yelling “Oh hell no!”

Their divorce is pending.

Sergei can be booked for weddings, funerals, and children birthday parties.

He’ll entertain you and your closest family and friends with his wonderful dick tricks.

Here’s to Sergei’s new opportunities.

Platty’s Editor Note: Seriously, where are his pants? Is that a new rule? Giant dick? You don’t have to wear pants now? This seems familiar…..