We have finally reached the point where we need another level of applications that manage our applications that manage our applications.

There are now over 2.2 million applications in the IOS store.

The google play store has just over 2.9 million apps in their catalog.

That is a shit load of applications.

There are so many apps and even more categories and even more sub-categories that it is required to install the new application that manages your applications that manages your applications.

Let’s face the sad fact that unless you are using the applications for work, you are using the dumbest fucking applications known to man.

Are you mowing lawns?

Are you crushing candy?

Are you clashing clans?

Fucking Angry Birds?

You’re a shit head!

Platty's Editor Note: There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT of tea bagging.