Have you seen the movie where the cable man shows up to fix the cable but there are a couple scantly clad women that are ready to get it on?

This movie comes with an alternate ending where the cable man actually fixes the cable after the group sex.

There was another move where Debbie needed some money to try out for the Texas Cowgirls in Dallas.

The alternate ending works out great because Debbie’s parents gave her the money to try out for the team bypassing all the teen fuckery.

We have all witnessed the movie where 12 guys ejaculate on some poor woman, but this ending has them finishing off in tissues and they thank her for the wonderful wank.

This article’s alternate ending is like the rest of our endings, extremely unfulfilling.

Platty's Editor Note: Thanks for stealing my line Anna! There's nothing like a limp ejaculation.