The gulf is about to get pounded with two storms that have been lining up getting ready to take a shot at the openings of the gulf.

One storm will arrive first and will begin to warm up the gulf until the second storms comes in and increases the intensity.

Both will end up pounding the gulf at all angles until it can’t take it anymore.

The two storms will eventually leave the gulf all wet and messy.

The flow of the pounding will depend on if the two storms make eye contact or not.

The storms claim they will do what they need to do and then get out.

It’s possible they might have a beer together afterward.

Jennifer Smith knows how much fun the gulf will have this weekend and she was hoping for the same.

It's just not your weekend Jen.

Platty's Editor Note: I almost had a threesome the other night. No one showed so I had a handsome.