Taco Bell has been proven to be a natural and efficient form of diarrhea.

Chipotle utilizes Norovirus and Clostridium perfringens in their ingredients in many of their food items.

There is a magic with Taco Bell as many of occasions I have experienced the slippery shits before I ate their food.

Chipotle, or I now should say Shitpotle, makes me feel like I’m going to die as I lie in the corner in the fetal position while shaking like I have Parkinson’s disease and continually spraying lava out of my volcano.

I have learned that when I am constipated, my go to is Taco Bell.

If I want to get out of work the next day or two, Shitpotle is my new leader in painful diarrhea.

Platty's Editor Note: Thank you Anna for the groundbreaking information on best forms and how to use diarrhea as a positive life influence.