Clifford Small was married for 37 years and had 2 boys with his wife Stella.

Stella died 10 years ago, and Cliff hasn’t had a solid relationship with his sons after their mother died.

An ugly incident took place where the boys embezzled money from him, and they haven’t talked since.

The resentment is strong in this family and Clifford’s has been brewing as he can only afford cheap skanks instead of the classier more expensive woman.

He isn’t looking for a relationship this late in his life but does like the companionship of a woman.

His price range for intimate relations is rock bottom and must shop with coupons.

A GoFundMe page has been set up so he can afford better options in his life.

Please help this artificial daddy reach his dreams of a becoming a real sugar daddy.

Platty's Editor Note: You hear about the guy who sat in suger for too long? He developed an anal cavity.