And I would do anything for a Klondike bar.

I'd run right into hell and back.

I would do anything for a Klondike bar.

I'd never lie to you and that's a fact.

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now.

Oh no, no way.

And I would do anything for a Klondike bar.

Oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar.

I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that.

No, I won't do that.

I know the territory, I've been around.

It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down fat.

Sooner or later you'll be screwing around.

I won't do that.

No, I won't do that.

Anything for a Klondike bar.

But I won't do that.

Platty's Editor Note: This stuff writes itself!