Richard Simone is feeling nostalgic and remembering the days where we would just unleash all holy hell on his children.

If they were being too loud in their room and he would burst in and tell them to shut the hell up.

He loved it even more when they were fighting. The belt would come off and the snap of the leather would stop anyone from saying anything.

His blood would boil the most when he was in the shower and they were yelling and fighting.

Nowadays Richard sits at home wishing he had someone to take his yelling abuse.

His children are all grown up and living on their own.

He occasionally goes to the mall to blast some young kids, but the security guards know who he is and they kick him out.

Even the telemarketers won’t call his house anymore.

It’s hard to see someone heart broken when they can no longer do what they love.

Please call your angry parents and make them feel loved.

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