We have all heard by now the untimely passing of Mr. Peanut.

He was 104 years old so perhaps it is more timely than untimely.

Now that he is gone, his life is being blanched.

Mr. Peanut is not new to controversy.

We cannot forget that in 1948 he was involved in an underground Spanish peanut smuggling ring.

The documents and witnesses went missing soon after and the charges were dropped.

The latest gruesome discovered is still being hulled and it looks like the casualties will be in the thousands.

Mr. Peanut had a secure room in his basement where he kept his pray.

There was also a fully functioning kitchen where he turned his victims into yummy treats and dishes like Kung Pow Chicken.

He had many visitors from common folk to highly respected diplomats and Presidents over to his residence over the years.

There is outrage and pain as we continue to dig up the story.

Stay tuned as more details are being released daily.

Platty's Editor Note: What kind of nuts hang? Wallnuts! What kind of nuts have boobs? Chestnuts!