What the hell is wrong with our software versioning you ask?

Here is the version breakdown.

2 is the major version. We were version 1 but made it to version 2.

1 is the minor version. This is the first minor version under the major version.

4562 is the pizza slices version. This is how many pieces of pizza was consumed to release this upgrade.

3 is the attempted murder version. This is how many times our authors were almost killed.

4 is the murdered version. This is how many authors were actually murdered.

357 is the article release version. We made it to 357 articles.

Platty’s Editor Note: Welcome to Version 2.1.4562.3.4.357!