Title: Sometimes It Just Takes A Good Whacking!
Owner: Wade Bachelder
Value: $10.00
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The whacking starts with this shitty pinata.

The weeds.

Your blurry TV.

Your static sounding radios.

Your disrespectful child’s ass.

Your day at the golf course.

Your horny wife’s ass.

Your neighbor for hitting on your wife.

Neighborhood kids in your tool shed.

Your dick.

Platty's Editor Note: Lazy day with a lot of whacking going on!

History

Blockchain Date: 02/25/2022
Owner: Wade Bachelder

Blockchain

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