Title: Man, Never Sees Wife After Bidet with Feminine Wash Installed! Owner: Wade Bachelder Value: $10.00 URL: Visit URL
Franklin Smith’s water bill has hit an all-time high and time with his wife has hit an all-time low since he installed a new Bidet with dual spray. One for the number two hole and the other, a delicate stimulating feminine massage wash.
“I do get to play more golf these days and she doesn’t check up on me as much.” Franklin mentioned.
He added “Nights out with the boys aren’t a problem either these days.”
“This is the best investment I have ever made.” He continued.
Do you miss your wife? Do you miss the time you had to spend with her?
“Yes, I still spend plenty of time with her as she isn’t in the bathroom all day.” Franklin quipped while cracking a smile with a strange laugh.
I tried on several occasions to interview Melanie Smith, however, she was experiencing some 'discomfort' and spent a lot of time using the bathroom.
Platty's Editor Note: A quality post potty party! There is squirting everywhere!