We celebrated our 100 and 200 articles when the time arrived.

Today, we are breaking the tradition and will celebrate random and obscure article numbers for the hell of it.

Technically, we have published 303 articles, but several were removed due to the sensitivity and secrecy of the content.

We have hired one more author since the last celebration and we are glad to have Ms. Ann Formation on our team.

We also have Mike Litorus back on our team as we believe he was killed but was sent away in witness protection. The case is now over, and Mike is back to work.

We have also been in Facebook jail several times for some of the articles that they claim were against community standards.

We all know Facebook sucks any ways and is full of old people.

Why would Perineum sunning bring on a Facebook jail sentence?

Another article that landed us in FB prison was where the hero told the survivor that they will still die someday.

Charles U. Farley, Candy Storr and Amanda Hugenfuk will live on through our memories.

We will continue to pump out average material with our other remaining journalists Anna Phalaxis, Benjamin Dover, Chit Ferbrauns, Dawn Keybawls, Moe Lester, Ms. Ann Formation, Mike Litorus and Oopsai Scharted.

Our standards are not that high at PlattyPress.com and we always miss that mark.

Here’s to another random article number!

Platty's Editor Note: Great job to my great authors. My balls are still intact and ready to pump out another 100 articles.