Some People believe that it’s possible that aliens are the reason humans exist.

Crazy individuals believe some fictional being created mankind.

There are a few that think evolution is the reason for creation of meat tube donuts (people).

They are all full of shit due to the real reason. Plants.

Plants have been secretly farming humans and animals for food since the beginning.

They feed us so we can feed them.

Have you ever been to a golf course? Why are they so beautiful?

The trees are continually being drenched by the bountiful piss from drunk golfing men.

Birds and animals are always dumping their waste all over the fields of the world.

They Just fully unload their nastiness all over the commode of vegetation.

When we die, we give ourselves as the final meal to our eternal life giver, the vegetation.

The vegetation will always flourish!

Platty's Editor Note: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian! I am the king of frogs, shrimp, larvae, fish and tadpoles.