PlattyPress.com has made it to 100 articles.

We lost 4 journalists along the way but the rest of us made it to see 100.

The ID of the article claims 101 but we embrace mistakes made by our staff.

Actually 44 had to be removed for safety for a few of our ‘fictitious’ authors.

Mike Litorus, Charles U. Farley, Candy Storr and Amanda Hugenfuk will live on through our memories.

We will continue to pump out average material with our remaining journalists Anna Phalaxis, Benjamin Dover, Dawn Keybawls, Moe Lester and Oopsai Scharted.

Our standards are not that high at PlattyPress.com and we always hit that mark.

Here’s to another 100!

Platty's Editor Note: Hell Yeah! 100! Can we make it to 200? Will we have any journalists left? Will I still have my balls? Stay Tuned!