We have all encountered a demon pussy that wants to swallow your soul.

I have one. Some of my friends have one too. My friends and I have seen our pussies swallow many souls. That’s what our kitties do.

Some kitties are hairy, others are hairless. Some are angry, and some are really nice. Some are smelly, and others smell very beautiful.

Some are wet, and others are dry. Some will purr with your fingers and some will be feral and ready to kill you. Some are soft and sweet and others are ratty and rancid.

Regardless of the personality or appearance of your kitty, it wants to swallow some souls.

Platty's Editor Note: I’m purr-plexed! What can you do when it's raining cats and dogs? I guess I'm just a puss and boots!